i am too lazy to write something so here’s some funnies.

SCENARIO EXERCISE

Husband: ‘Hey honey, I’m back.

Did you hear me? I’m home.’

Wife: “Where were you?! You promised me you would be back for dinner! Is that alcohol? DId you go drinking? How many times have I-”

Husband: ‘Yeah, yeah, 183 times this week. I forgot to call you back. I’m sorry.’

Wife: “How could you forget? You promised this candlelit dinner since last week!? I HATE YOU!!!!!!”

THE REAL EXERCISE

Wife: “Back so late?”

Husband: “Busy at work.”

Wife: ” You didn’t call home.”

Husband: “Sorry.”

PURPOSE: WE WRITE BEST WHAT WE KNOW WELL

story

Sam pranced about in his room kicking every single thing that came in his way and he was muttering curses under his breath. His girlfriend for 5 years, had just broke up with him. He could not accept it, he was the most popular jock in the school, captain of the baseball team, and crusher of nerds, geeks, dorks and dweebs. And his girlfriend was the school’s diva, the prettiest girl in school, whenever they were together people would all say “You two are so meant to be”. Now she left him for a nerd. A pitiful nerd. He couldn’t accept the fact and was filled with rage and vowed to break that chicken’s neck. 

He decided to call her.

No answer.

(Seva’s opener)

 

Intelligence? : /

Even when I was a kid I always wished I was a genius and could be in MENSA so that my parents could be proud of me.
(because one of my relatives is in MENSA and his O Level score was negative because he was so smart and represented in champioships for gymnastics and took many points off)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557568&in_page_id=1770

But after seeing this I’m so glad I’m dumb.
Is she that intelligent? I say no.
Life isn’t about money, about luxury. You gave up your family, just for money.
Is it worth it giving up dignity for all the luxurious things in the world?
I disagree.
So what if you’re smart. So what if you’re a prodigy.
You’re nothing if you have no self-respect and self-love.

Because of all the immenient world destruction from global warming and pollution of all kind, does anyone actually think about what’s actually going to happen when we’re too overpolluted and what should we do?
We have to discuss various options and even to the extent of leaving Earth, and bringing all the species of animals with us.
To live in space, it is important to get all the dangers down and other science and math down.
I want to help all the animals of Earth. They don’t deserve to die because it’s not their fault. It’s ours and we should fix it. I wanted to do astrophysics so much because maybe then we can devise a method that can save them all from the crumbling Mother Earth, but I’m too dumb. I always thought people from MENSA would probably enter the science and math field and help.

But no.

No offense to anyone, but this generation of children are being born lusting for fame.
They want to just be celebrities and get that easy money and people looking at them, lavishing attention on them.
Hell, sometimes even I think that way too.
They don’t want to be scientists, astronauts, or whatever anymore. Just to be celebrities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiNe5k8SrUM
Like the 8 teens who beat up and 16 year old and putting it on youtube.
What for? To get arrested? I doubt so. They could just go into the police office and stab an officer.
For attention more like. Be cyber celebrities.

It’s the same even with people in MENSA.
Having a higher intelligence, don’t they realize this is a very dangerous situation?
It would cause civilisation to backtrack, as everyone is only in a state of partying and attention-seeking and focusing on celebrities and not wanting to use their brains to solve issues that are actually important.

I’m disappointed that Man has become so complacent with their lives they’re just not caring about advancement anymore.

Okay, to stop blabbing, the bottomline is:
Through evolution Man has gained intelligence but in the current situation intelligence seems to be going backwards.
This is dangerous because we need to advance.

STOP HOMOSEXUAL DISCRIMINATION!

Why is Homosexuality so frowned upon?

We have to accept diversity in this universe, that others may not have the

same sexual interests as you, they’re still living organisms that deserve

our respect. Why should we discriminate against gays? They did nothing

wrong, why must they be prejudiced against?

People kick up a big fuss and say it’s a sin and it’s a disease and they

CHOSE to be gay, and that it’s unnatural, and it is disgusting.

Firstly, it is NOT unnatural. There are over 1500 species of animals that

exhibit homosexual behaviour. Some examples would be the bonobo and other

apes.

Quote from Wikipedia,
“The bonobo, which has a matriarchal society (unusual amongst apes), is a

fully bisexual species — both males and females engage in heterosexual and

homosexual behavior, being noted for lesbianism in particular. About 60% of

all sexual activity in this species is between two or more females.”
The apes, whom we’re evolved from, DO engage in homosexual activities. So

why are human homosexuals prejudiced against as being unnatural?
Even the intelligent dolphins exhibit homosexual behaviour.

In the world of birds it’s the same thing.
Swans, pengiuns, mallards, gulls and other birds have been observed to form

same-sex pairs and even sexual behaviour.

Again, another quote from Wikipedia,

“An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are homosexual and

they steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs,

driving away the female after she lays the eggs.More of their cygnets

survive to adulthood than those of different-sex pairs possibly due to their

superior ability to defend large portions of land.”

I know this too because my pet birds are gay.
This is Cheerio (who passed a few years back) who is bisexual:

And this is Cinnamon (alive today! I love him he’s so hot) who is totally gay:

(LULZ SEE THE ADVANCEMENT IN CAMERA TECHNOLOGY AND MY SKILLS XD)
Anyway I had them since grade school, and I wanted to observe the life cycle

of birds through eggs, and I got Cheerio first before Cinnamon.

They’re budgerigars and gender is identified from the cere (The thingy above

their beak. Males are blue, females are brown, young birds can’t be easily

sexed because they have pale purplish ceres)

When I got Cinnamon he was very young so I couldn’t sex him, but it looked

quite brown so I took him home. They started engaging in intimate acts like

feeding each other, grooming, snuggling and other cutesy mushy stuff and I

excitedly told my brother they were mating.

Cinnamon grew older and his cere turned blue.

Later we got two sexy females to see if they were really gay, and it turned

out the gals both fell for SMEXY BISEXUAL CHEERIO and poor gay Cinnamon was

lonely. But not long after that the girls died because the pet shop sold us

sick birds D: (the albino female had mites!! D:) and everything was back to

normal.

We never ever discriminated against our birds for their sexual preference,

then why should you be prejudiced against others who are homosexual?

(honestly it’s none of your business)

In Mother Nature there are so many cases of homosexual behaviour. Doesn’t

that show you clearly that it’s not against nature and unnatural??

Secondly – About that it’s a disease, are you kidding me?

People are BORN gay sometimes. It’s something they cannot just say to

themselves one day “I LOVE BOOBIES!”. It’s impossible. It’s just their

sexual preferences and there’s nothing wrong with being gay or anything. If

you want to “cure” people of gayness I would have to cure you first of

mental illness. >__>

Thirdly, “disgusting?”
People say it’s disgusting to see two men kissing in public. What about

those couples who literally MAKE OUT in public? It’s disgusting to me too! I

DON’T WANT to see you fuck your mate in public. IT’S THE SAME.
And about the point that it’s a sin, is it is really a sin why did God create gays too? It doesn’t make sense. >__> No offense to Christians.

Okay, to end it off…
People should not be frightened of them just because they’re different from us and have different sexual preferences. They are living entities too so we have to respect them for who they are and not judge them by sexual orientation.

I’m personally straight(or possible asexual I don’t know yet) but I’m all for homosexual rights because we’re all equal.

~では。